bitchysucculent:

stigmatizes:

why do i want to be her when i grow up?

ballwizard:

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

mary–cherry:

antichrister:

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

kaflowypiec:

why I feel this on molecular level

How cool are apologies in your love language? Can’t relate